Survivor 17.5 "He's the troll under the bridge."

Gotta agree with Crystal--Randy lost big time points with me for mocking Fang over their continued starvation. He was right about them eating too much rice though. ANd it was Jeff who said "Hey, Kota, why don't you eat these danishes in front of Fang." That wasn't cool, Jeff. It's funny that the only jerks on Kota are from Fang, Randy and dumb Dan, who's eating his way out of his tribemates good graces. He's just a tool--which Kota will use and throw away as soon as they're done.

I don't get Sugar--I know a lot of what Ace does is for the camera, so maybe they've bonded in a real way. But to give him the Idol? Really? I hope she gets closer to Kenny, who I think is more genuine. Matty's alliance made a certain amount of sense. Matty's gone a little native and nuts, no?

Oh, sweet Sugar, crying because the others can't share in the fruit she gets in Exile. Oh, stupid arrogant Ace, ordering everyone out of his way so he could bleep up the flag pole all by himself. I'm glad Kota will vote someone out next week, just so we can see the discussion--the preview looked great!

Is there anything more irritating than Kelly's utter lack of affect? That monotone voice, those dead shark eyes--like a doll's eyes...Oh, sorry, that was "Jaws." I enjoyed how Crystal and Ace aren't friends but bonded in an odd way over their hatred of Kelly. Ace as usual viewed her ouster as a bigger victory than it was--anothe coup d'gras!

Kelly finishes in 13th place along with sick Ramona, skinny Mitch, "Did your momma never hug ya?" Linda, big boobed Sarah, rage filled Ghandia, superstitious Joanna, Burton the Bully who was shamefully allowed back in, Bubba the guy that wore the Bob Barker shirt, Angie the Illustrated Girl, Nurse Margaret, classy Ruth-Marie, Jessica aka Flicka, Camp Cookie Anthony, and craaaazy Dave the ex-Model. Bet they all wish they'd kept Jackie around, eh?

Peace out, Christine :)